It’snotfunnyanymore
Why? Why is it that every single time we have a long weekend, I get some idiotic virus that makes me want to spend all my time in bed. It started Thursday morning with a horrible cough that came from my toes. Being the optimist that I am, I was sure I was having a pulmonary embolism since I had no other symptoms at that time. However, by the afternoon, my throat hurt and my eyes were watery. Now I have the full-blown-snot-in-my-nose-and-dripping-down–the-back-of-my-throat-irritating-the-piss-out-of-me-thing. I took 6 hours worth of naps yesterday. My head felt like it would explode. I’m afraid that every time I cough, I am going to find part of my lung on my hand or shirt or in the crook of my elbow.
I am completely blaming it on the gym where people have no common sense and sneeze and cough all over the place without covering their mouths/noses (who the hell raised these idiots). Oh, and the little cherubs at work who cough and sneeze and breathe on and touch me all day long.
Can’t I just enjoy one single holiday weekend without having to write a will because I’m sure I’m dying?
July 4th, 2009 at 10:14 am
If you do die, can I have your car?
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July 4th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
So sorry you aren’t getting to enjoy your holiday weekend. I’ll send you some fried chicken and pototo salad if you think that will help…
It totally has to be the heathens at the gym – couldn’t be the cherubs. They are, after all cherubs.
Feel better soon.
July 5th, 2009 at 12:01 am
So sorry you are infected. It suuuuuuucks and was a major reason I hated going to the gym when I did. But sugar you work in the middle of the germie stew.
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July 5th, 2009 at 12:37 am
Doesn’t sound like swine flu, if it’s any consolation. Although I assume when you feel so bad you secretly want it to be serious so at least people will feel bad for you. What? Not everyone is like me?
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July 5th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Oh, that sucks. I hope you feel better. You are suppose to go to the gym to get healthy, not sick.
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July 6th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Oh, hon. That’s just the worst, being sick during the holidays, especially the summer holidays. I hope you fell better.
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July 12th, 2009 at 12:43 am
Hey now, wait a sec. Did you visit Kansas or something? Because I’ve been down and out all week.
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July 18th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Why *do* people go to the gym when they’re sick?
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