I’m ALIVE! Alternate Title: My F*cking Web Host Sucks!

A few questions I have heard over the last few days while my web host was down because they fucking suck:

Did you ban me from your blog? I keep getting an error.

No, I did not ban anyone from my blog. My fucking web host sucks.

Are you still blogging?

Yes, well, I mean, I would have blogged if my fucking web host didn’t suck. I’m back now.

Are you alive?

Yes, I’m alive, it’s just that my fucking web host sucks.

Here’s what we learned from all this:
I’m alive,
I am still going to blog,
I didn’t ban anyone &
My fucking web host sucks!

I’m back. Just in time for the part of the week where no one really reads blogs. I had a lot to say while I was being silenced by my fucking web host, who sucks by the way. I’m going to be posting it here now that I can. Oh, and I’m changing web hosts as soon as my little fingers will allow me to.

Okay, that came off like I was irritated by the questions. NOT AT ALL. I’m just mad at my host. You? I missed all of you. A LOT!

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20 Responses to I’m ALIVE! Alternate Title: My F*cking Web Host Sucks!

  1. Tug says:

    Um, so how do you like your web host? o:-)

  2. Hilly says:

    It’s so funny how crazy we all get over thinking one of our own has abandoned us!

  3. metalmom says:

    YOUR SITE WAS DOWN????

    I kid! I can sympathize. While my site was down,I had so much to blog about and now I stare at the blank screen and tap the keys!

  4. Karl says:

    Honestly, if there’s no feed, I don’t usually come around anyone’s blog. I’m not a random popper-inner.

  5. Sandi says:

    glad that you are up and running again.
    hey.. I am moving closer to you~ so we may have to get together sometime!

  6. Sue says:

    Your blog was down for days??!!!! That really sucks!!!

  7. Miss Britt says:

    What Karl said.

  8. Peggy says:

    I was beginning to wonder…Glad you are back.
    I thought of Emily when we were watching the Women’s College Softball World Series. Wondering if we might be watching her in the national games in 3-4 years. My hubby likes to point out that when you adjust for the difference in field dimensions, those girls are pitching at the equivalent of 100+ mph. Damn – glad I’m not the batter!

  9. Shelli says:

    Tug–I’m not really very happy with them. Thanks for asking. ;)

  10. Shelli says:

    Hilly–Those questions were all from my Mom. ;) Kidding. I know we kind of freak out sometimes. Even though we have emails and all that for each other.

  11. Shelli says:

    MM–Isn’t that the way it is? Now I can’t remember all the things I had running around in my head. LOL

  12. Shelli says:

    Karl–Yeah, that’s me too. Sometimes even then I don’t know because I have a bad memory.

  13. Shelli says:

    Sue–I know. Don’t these web hosts know that we have blog lives?

  14. Shelli says:

    Britt–Yeah, that’s me too.

  15. Shelli says:

    FG–Aww, thank you!

  16. Shelli says:

    Peggy–I wish we would see her. I think she would be really good at it. Plus, I love that they can steal bases in fast pitch. However, she refuses to play fast pitch. *sigh* I have 2 nieces who play fast pitch pretty well, though, so we’ll see.

  17. Janna says:

    So, wait, lemme make sure I have this right….
    Your web host sucks? :)

  18. Janna says:

    Oh, and I’m glad you’re back. :)

  19. Trishk says:

    You’re a child of the 70′s.

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