This is not one of those deep, thought-provoking posts that I was talking about yesterday. Just thought I would warn you.
The other day, I was watching Martha Stewart. Shut up. She was making these doily bowls and then she put some eggs in them for decoration. It actually was very pretty and looked pretty easy to do. The really cool part was before she put the eggs in the doily bowl, she blew the egg yolk out of the eggs with this really egg yolk blowing out tool thing.
Isn’t that awesome? You poke the little needle thing in and wiggle it around a little and then you use the accordion part to blow out the egg. Of course, I would never do anything like that. That is just too much work.
However, it got me thinking about my head. I was thinking about all the headaches and depression that resides there. I thought, how cool would it be to have one of those for my head? Of course it would have to be a little bigger to blow out the old noggin. When I would get a headache, stick the pin in and wiggle it around and then squeeze, squeeze squeeze until the headache was gone. Same with the depression. When that bitch, Chatterbox, starts her annoying litany, same thing. Just blow her out of my brain.
God, if only it were that easy. Well, and not as messy.
You watch Martha Stewart?
I’m telling Mom.
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Dang, we always just used a pin – I didn’t know they had contraptions like this. Yep. I’m old.
I wish I could do that with my stomach when it’s bloated & ick.
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All that Martha Stewart stuff is beyond me. I just go buy the shit someone else makes ;). Seriously, I got a glue gun stuck in my hair once….
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That would be awesome.
I have “blown” out an egg. This was years ago, before they had cool things like that to make it easy. Heh.
I think it would be FANTASTIC if we could just blow out the bad stuff in our heads. You are a freakin’ genius!!!
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Hey, that could work well when I am congested too! good idea shelli
I’ve tried so many times to do that trick using a pin. It never worked for me. I would need one of those gadgets for sure if I ever tried it again.
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Oh, the wonders of technology!
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I should get one for my grandma – she always uses a needle. Like the new look
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dammit FG! I wanted to be the first to comment on the new template !! ( Which is awesome)
*pout*