A Dutchbitch in Dutchyland

Way back when, 3 weeks after my last birthday, I decided that I was going to do this regular interview thing. You know, a one blogger a week sort of thing. I got one done. This was in part because it took a lot more work than I thought it would to research the person’s blog and ask appropriate, thought provoking questions. That, and life got in the way. I didn’t forget, but you know…

Anyway, I am back on the track and I said that I would do them in order of who asked first and so on. Dutchbitch, aka Dutchy, is the next one up. Let’s have a round of applause for Dutchy!

I know it may be hard to remember, but what was something you loved about your ex-husband?

Umm… * wrecking brain * well, if anything… I think the fact that he gave me my son… As almost everything else turned out to be a lie, unfortunately… Fucker! … sorry ’bout that…

When you first saw your son, what was the first thing you thought? The first thing you said?

Hell Yeah! I was RIGHT! A boy!!! (cuz I really wanted a boy for some reason and The Ex was convinced that it was gonna be a girl)
BTW: The Ex’s exact words were: “What? A boy? But…but… but…”

Name something that moves you and tell me why.

True friendship. Because it is so hard to find but once you find it, it’s one of the best things that can happen to you. And the thought of my blog fiance Fab, the blog Messiah, unbuttoning my blouse…

Er. Ahem. Moving right along…

What are you looking for in a mate? Why haven’t you come here to meet my brother (the single one)?

LOL, to answer your first question: a sense of humor, respect, love, spontaneity. And umm… well, ya know… have you ANY idea about the costs for a ticket to the US? Wow!

What is your favorite thing about your hometown? Your country?

I have always lived near the coast in Dutchyland and though I thought I would never really be “attached” to any location that I’ve lived at, I find that it would be hard to leave the coast behind. I love the waves crashing into the beach on a stormy day… when the beach is nearly deserted… Great for your skin!

I have never smoked pot, either. Why do you think we are such goody two shoes? Er, I mean angels?

Umm… well, I don’t know about you but I just mostly skipped pot cuz I hate smoking… I went straight to the better stuff…. Heh… Tried it, done it, been there, got the thong…

Oh. Never mind, then.

If you feel like you want to add anything else, feel free.

Just a message to anyone and everyone: Life your life to the fullest and stay true to yourself! And Dutch On!!! That too…

So, there you go! Thanks Dutchy for answering my questions so honestly. Thanks for being patient with the interviewer who needed to get her head screwed on straight first.

Maybe if my brother is going to be over in Dutchyland or over that way (he travels to Germany for his job sometimes), anyway, I’ll tell him to give you a call. That would be totally awesome! But he can’t move there. I would miss him way too much.