I wrote this for Blue. She sorta challenged me to. Kinda.
The Twelve Days of Christmas, Blue Style
On the first day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
A pack of cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the second day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the third day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the fourth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the fifth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the sixth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the seventh day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Seven Shelli’s swooning
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the eighth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Eight Maids a Milking (I liked this one)
Seven Shelli’s swooning
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the ninth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Nine sloppy kisses
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Shelli’s swooning
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the tenth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Ten pounds of coffee
Nine sloppy kisses
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Shelli’s swooning
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the eleventh day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
Eleven pipers piping (I liked that one, too)
Ten pounds of coffee
Nine sloppy kisses
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Shelli’s swooning
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
On the twelfth day of Christmas
to my true love, Blue, I gave:
12 dudes a drumming
Eleven pipers piping
Ten pounds of coffee
Nine sloppy kisses
Eight Maids a Milking
Seven Shelli’s swooning
Six times a laying
Five coffee mugs
Four sleeping babes
Three hot men
Two fancy lighters
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve
12 dudes a drumming – Are they naked and using their penis on the drum?
Eleven pipers piping - drug addictions are Bad, MMK?
Ten pounds of coffee – MMMMMMMMM
Nine sloppy kisses – I like non sloppy kisses from everyone but you
Eight Maids a Milking – Currently, my milk bar is not in production. However, when it was, I did not need eight people to milk me!
Seven Shelli’s swooning – naturally I catch you. all Seven of you. Will you teach me how to clone myself?
Six times a laying - Bit lost. I want to assume sex, but I couldn;t do six times in one day – friction burns and all!
Five coffee mugs - this will come in handy on day ten. If only I had the power to see into the future
Four sleeping babes - I love it when they are all asleep!
Three hot men – All at once? I only have two holes for entering… unless. Is there really a secret hole behind a womans knee? Quagmire from family guy said there is…
Two fancy lighters - One for my car and one for my purse.
and some cigs rolled up in my sleeve - like James Dean, eh? I have to admit that I find the whole tight tee shirt with rolled up smokes to be EXTREMELY sexy
Pee ess: I love you shelli!
Geez, why don’t you two get a room already?
Blue is still smoking?????
LOL! AWESOME!
What? No toques? No back-bacon?
Seven Shelli’s? There are MORE of you?!?!
BWAHAHA!!! Very creative, Shel!!
So ehm… WHERE can I register for those 3 hot men…
I want the hot men & drumming dudes – Blue’s MARRIED! :d
Blue–Yep. That’s what they are doing. I was thinking of different pipes.
I was thinking of sexy maids in sexy outfits. I will teach you many things and cloning will be one of them. However many times you can do in one day, then or over several days. Your choice. You can use the 3 hot men at your discretion. I was thinking one lighter for you for when your husband steals the other one. Me, too on the sleeves thing. Oh and I love you, too!! 
Fab–Okay, we will. Don’t tell her I told you about the cigs.
Shortie–Thank you.
Blogarita–Huh? What are those things?
Miss Britt–When I figure out how to give Blue 7 of me, I will tell you how I did it.
Dutchy–Wanna join me and Blue?
Tug–I’ll send you some, too.
YAY!! You ROCK.
Sounds like a happy 12 days to me
I have to pass on the men–I have trouble keeping up with the one I have.