Not blogging, but the Meme Mondays. They haven’t been getting much readership and, besides that, I am getting tired of them and also having a harder and harder time finding new or interesting memes to do. So, that’s it. No more. No more tagging me, either. Unless it is something really interesting, then I will probably do it.
What will I be doing now instead of doing Meme Mondays, you ask? Well for this first Monday without one, I have taken time to make a list for you…
I will be…
flossing my teeth.
cleaning my ears.
journaling my food intake.
journaling my food output.
counting the freckles on my arms.
cleaning out the linen closet.
cleaning the tile grout in the bathrooms. With a toothbrush.
interviewing potential stalkers.
finding someone that I can stalk.
counting the number of Johnsons, Hansons, Hansens, Millers and Nelsons there are in a Minnesota phone book.
picking the lint out of my bellybutton.
trimming my nose hairs.
eating bon bons.
and, last but not least, watching Soap operas.
The nose hair trimming alone will take hours…
Stalk me!!!
Please do not blog that part!
What? So this is how I find out I am fired?
The other day in the shower to bug the hubs I stuck my finger in his belly button. He pretended to cry because he has worked all his life at that belly button lint collection and I had ruined it. . . well I thought it was funny!
Hubs thinks I WANT to save his belly button lint! he thinks I’m making a pillow for him someday. AS IF!!8-|
Your days seem so full.
here’s how i *know* you are a nurse…you are documenting your I’s AND your O’s!
Funny, that’s my to do list too.
Floss YOUR teath, Clean YOUR ears, etc. etc.
They all sound a whole lot better than memeing!
Memes can lose their appeal.
Think of a good reason not to give up memes then start a list and tag 4 people who have to add to the list before passing it on lol
I used to be a professional stalker
I joined you in three of those events today. One of them was not journaling my food output. I like to announce my food output to my family, but they don’t find it very interesting or amusing, as I do.
that’s a pretty list of important things to do. good for you to prioritise.
I hate trimming my nose hairs. They’re trimmer resistant and I have to go at them with tweezers!
Fab–Do you want me to tell all of your secrets? :P
Dutchy–Do I have to apply for the job?
Blue–I won’t. I am not even really going to do that.
You are not fired. Fab has more than one, I need more than one. It’s a sibling rivalry thing.
What?! You were in the shower WITH your husband? That’s gross.
MM–You should totally collect it and have it woven in to thread and knit him a sweater. People will say, “Oh, that’s so nice, what’s it made of?” He will have fun saying, “My belly button lint.”
Lynda–That’s why I had to give up the Monday Memes.
Hilly–I was going to say that exactly, but I didn’t think anyone would know what I & O meant.
archshrk–You mean, I won’t have to do it myself? AWESOME!
Seamus–Come back tomorrow, it gets better. I have been awarded the Roar For Powerful Words. Sound familiar? I meant to say that I am always honored when you come by and I am deeply honored to have been an award started by you.
toadee–Are you applying?
Suzi–ROFLMAO! I do that, too. I like to tell them the shape of it. They do not appreciate my creativity in that venue.
c.s.–Thanks. I try.
Todd–That makes my eyes water just reading about it.
What?! You were in the shower WITH your husband? That’s gross.
oh no. it’s actually quite fun. Specially when there is a movie on and the kids are engrossed and we lock the door and then he drops the Soap . . .
Blue–psst…I took one with my husband this weekend, too.
Nope, no application necessary. Cuz you are my blog-fiancés sister after all!
NO bon-bons for you… unless you share some with me! :d
Hey, the template just switched! WTF?
Pand0ra–I think no bon bons is the better choice.
Did you like the switch? lol I wondered when I switched it and got a comment from you at the same time if you got the switch. Too funny!
what is the pay like and is there a benefits package?
toadee–Sorry, no pay and no benefits.
you’re not exactly selling this post are you lol