Since I know you are all going to be out shopping and I know you’ll be wondering what to get me, I thought I would take time to give you my Christmas wish list.
I want…
…a Jaguar S-type, in Ebony, please.
…a New house.
…one of these jets so I could travel at will and in style.
…this body or a similar one.
(Okay, I’ll never be that tall, but I think KZJ is one of the few celebrities who actually look like what a real women should look like, instead of those anorexic looking waifs that they try to make us believe that we should look like.)
…a decent quarterback in a Vikings uniform.
…a decent football coach to coach the decent quarterback and the rest of the team.
…some bling, some more bling and just a little bit more bling.
That’s all I really want. Did I give you enough ideas?
I’ll give you that body, you give me bigger boobs LOL!
I want that body too!
Whaaaat??? No chocolate????
BTW, I just nominated you for an award
But I already got you duct tape and I can’t find the receipt.
Shortie–Shit. I forgot to put my nose job on the list. We could get a two for one on plastic surgery–you get enhancements and I will get a nose job.
Fantastagirl–I know. Isn’t she gorgeous? I don’t know if you watch Grey’s, but the actress who plays Callie, Sara Ramirez, is a gorgeous “real” woman, too.
CS–I forgot the chocolate and my nose job! Damn it. Thanks for the award. You are so sweet!
Fab–I forgot to put duct tape on there? I love duct tape. I love that it comes in all kinds of colors now. Did you get me multiple colors?
You dig the duct tape? I’m gonna have to dig up the pics of the guys I saw at the convention who make their costumes 100% from duct tape.
You do realize with Fab’s duct tape….we could all have bodies like KZJ !! We might not be able to breath but if you look that good, does anyone need to breath?? ~L~