Disclaimer: Mom and Emily? I suggest you skip this post.
That’s right, folks, you now know your very own superhero! Is that awesome or what?
Yesterday I mentioned that I have been sick. Little did I know, it was the first manifestations of my superpowers. At first I thought it was that I was peeing fire. But today, it got even better. Today I could pee blood that felt like fire. It’s a triple threat, see? I mean, not many people like to be peed on (and those of you that do, I don’t want to hear about it) so there is one threat. Then the blood thing has to creep some other people out, not to mention that I am the only one who knows that the pee and the blood don’t contain any communicable diseases such as HIV/AIDS or hepatitis. Finally, it feels like fire. That isn’t a pleasant feeling, I can assure you.
Now, the only thing to do is come up with a really, uber cool superhero name. Any suggestions?
Yes, I have a urinary tract infection and I am on antibiotics. Hopefully it will be getting better now.
that damn bob!
I cannot believe ou have a bladder infection bad enough to cause blood!
Ouchies!
*hugs n getbettersoooness*
Ouch! Sounds like a serious UTI with the blood involved. They are so painful. But I’m glad you’re on antibiotics. Between that and AZO, you’ll be back to having lots of sex shortly! (haha)
Feel better soon!
Don’t forget, you don’t have to just pee on them, you can squirt them.
Squirt Girl!
Your superhero name could be SuperPissy! Well, it was a thought, anyway.
I hope you feel better really soon!
Your superpower is peeing fire!
I hate UTIs — too much sex and not enough peeing after sex. Remember to pee after sex. In the toilet, not the bed. Yes, you’ll have to get up. :d
FIRE-CROTCH!!@-)
I don’t think I’ve ever heard UTI & Superpowers in the same sentence!
Crimson Shower Woman?
Oh no, not fun at all! I have had my fair share of UTI’s.
Did you get some Uristat! It makes the pain better.
Wife takes cranberry pills, and they’ve really helped! (So has my constant nagging to increase her water intake
Blue–Thanks, hon! I feel better already.
Amber–Yeah, I had some AZO, but you can only take it 3 times a day because it is hard on the kidneys. 3 times a day wasn’t nearly enough.
Fab–EWW!!
Lynda–Thank you. I feel better already.
Finn–I thought peeing after sex only killed sperm…
MM–ROFLMAO.
Tug–Yeah, I am special that way. LOL
Mixed–*snort* Very funny. I like it.
Sarah–I did. It helps some, but you can only take so much a day because it is hard on the kidneys. I couldn’t take enough.
Todd–I’m getting some of those tomorrow.
ok, i’m not creative enough to think of a super hero name (waaaa) but, i can relate to the pain and suffering of a uti. i had a bleeding one. profusely…where, i thought i was dying. i never knew you could bleed with a uti. so, not only was the piss frightened out of me but…the pain…oh the pain!!!!! thank god for zythromax and leftover tylenol 3!!!!
feel better!! and, i hope you come up with a really good superhero name.