I stole this one from Avitable, who said he stole it from the bowels of hell. Otherwise known as Myspace.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
If you count my husband, yes. Extensively. 
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I try not to go on roller coasters.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
I do not know. It’s been a long time.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With my husband, but if he isn’t able to be there, then I prefer to sleep alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Good ones.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes. Do you consider me creative?
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yes. Duh.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer. Angelina is a self-righteous, husband-stealing bitch.
9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Yes. I vote, too.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
I do not like poker. But, specifically, I HATE Texas Hold ‘em. If my husband wants to annoy me, he can just turn on some stupid ass Texas Hold ‘em tournament on ESPN or some other stupid ass channel. Is Texas Hold ‘em really a sport that belongs on ESPN? No! I don’t think so. Wanna know how I really feel about it?
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I don’t think so.
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
Currently? It’s the lucky rabbit foot reattachment commercial.
13. Who was your first love?
My first REAL love? My husband. That’s if we are talking about people outside the family. Because if we are talking about family, it would have to be my Mom and Dad.
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
No. I’m considerate and careful like that.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes. I’m not telling either. NO ONE knows. Not even my husband. I might tell him though. I’m not sure. He will have to find a way to get it out of me.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
This could be dangerous. If I say the Yankees, not only will Fab kill me, but so will my kids and my husband. So, I guess it’s the Sox. It would have been that anyway. I hate the Yankees. Now if it were between the Sox and the Twins, well, you know, sorry Fab.
17. Have you ever been ice skating?
Yes. For God’s sake, I live in the snow/ice capital of the world. Well, maybe not the world, but if you are born in raised in Minnesota and you haven’t been ice skating, there is something wrong with you.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Almost always.
19. What’s the one thing on your mind lately?
My husband.
20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Absolutely. Without fail.
21. What talent do you wish you had?
Making everything look perfect like people who are like Martha Stewart do.
22. Do you like sushi?
Surprisingly, yes. Unless it has salmon in it. I hate salmon.
23. What do you wear to bed?
Usually shorts and a t-shirt or tank. No undies. It’s bad for you. You should always let your privates breathe at night.
24. Do you truly hate anyone?
Not really. A lot of people bug me.
25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
hmmm…Johnny Depp but only if he was dressed up like Captain Jack Sparrow. Sorry Emily.
26. Do you know anyone in jail?
Just some people who work there.
27. What food do you find disgusting?
Liver. And I think that onions smell gross if they are fried.
28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Yes. And I got a punch in the mouth for it too. That was a good lesson that I didn’t learn.
29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
I truly did not read this question before answering the previous one. Pretty funny.
30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
Only angels. Maybe demons.
Wasn’t that fun?
Wow. Cool. We can totally have our first fight!
Go you on Angelina! I couldn’t agree more!
Your husband’s a cop? No wonder you love him so much! That’s totally hot,lol.
And I’m with you on letting your hoo ha breathe at night. Only I found out the other night that, unbeknownst to me, my blankets come off at night and my t-shirt rides up, which made my husband very happy.
But since we have kiddies that tend to walk in here all the time, I quickly realized I couldn’t do that anymore, lol!
great meme Shell! I believe in letting privates breathe in the night too…lol. I dont even wear shorts! LMAO:”>
Why does Jason search you? Do you try to steal silverware?
that was a huge question answer session…
i do not vote as i hate politics and i have been awale for 48 hrs many times o:-)
Shelli – Everything was great until I saw that you hated the Yankees, take a little piece of my heart now baby.
You should watch out for spiders if you sleep with no underwear. They like to find warm places to sleep at night.
I had a comment ready for you but then I read Avitable’s and passed out with fear! I gotta go check a ‘warm place’.@-)
The comment I was going to post flew out of my mind when I read Avitable’s. I sleep naked. Now what am I going to do?
My Mom always told me about not wearing anything on the bottom at night…. Now I have heard it 2x. Maybe I will listen…..
You know, Jason could grill you for that secret. I bet he knows the tools of the trade.
OK, obviously a big debate on undies at night… I sleep in nothing BUT my underwear – just to make sure no spiders decide to make their home in my hoo-ha!
Great meme – I love seeing ones I haven’t read before…
Blue–You like Angelina?
Dawn–Keep the door shut. My kids have learned (the hard way for them) that if the door is shut, you don’t come in unless we ask you to.
Catch–I wouldn’t either, but I am weird in that I can’t stand when my legs touch each other bare skin to bare skin. I gotta have something separating them.
Fab–Well, not search so much as explores.
Shelli, I would not say I like Angelina, its more like I feel ..uhm.
love
puffy pink heart
obsess
want
worship
enslavement
you know, that kinda thing….
As for Maniston, I would be hard pressed to find one thing I like about her.
Compuworld–You don’t have a right to complain about politics if you don’t execute your right to vote.
Barbara–Sorry. Can we agree to disagree?
Avitable–Thanks for the warning. Thanks for stealing the next two comments. roflmao
come to India dear and you wont say that!
MM–Oops! I meant to say, did you find anything?
Finn–Get some really good spider traps?
You’re quite welcome.
muttprincess–Especially if you are prone to urinary tract or yeast infections.
Lynda–That he does. He already knows.
Shannin–
ROFLMAO!
Blue–You don’t mind that she is a husband stealer?
CompuWorld–You are right. Touche. Accept my apologies?
Avitable–Come by and steal my comments anytime. You are always welcome.
nope. Not in the least. But I am one of the ones who think two things :
1. You cannot steal a husband (or wife) why should AJ be a husband staling bitch? Did brad play no part in it? However kinky and arousing it might be, I hardly think she tied him up and made love to him until he signed the divorce decree
2. Brad and Maniston were done, separated and on the road to divorce before AJ came into the picture. NO, they were not divorced yet, I know this, but they were not a tight and in love couple.
besides. AJ is fucking HOT
Blue–I about half and half agree. Let’s just leave it at that and agree to disagree.
okie dokie we can agree to disagree!
btw catch stole this meme!
/tattling
That was fun reading YOUR answers! How can I play? Lol