I stole this one from Avitable, who said he stole it from the bowels of hell. Otherwise known as Myspace.

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
If you count my husband, yes. Extensively.

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
I try not to go on roller coasters.

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
I do not know. It’s been a long time.

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
With my husband, but if he isn’t able to be there, then I prefer to sleep alone.

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes. Good ones.

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Yes. Do you consider me creative?

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Yes. Duh.

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer. Angelina is a self-righteous, husband-stealing bitch.

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Yes. I vote, too.

10. Do you know how to play poker?
I do not like poker. But, specifically, I HATE Texas Hold ‘em. If my husband wants to annoy me, he can just turn on some stupid ass Texas Hold ‘em tournament on ESPN or some other stupid ass channel. Is Texas Hold ‘em really a sport that belongs on ESPN? No! I don’t think so. Wanna know how I really feel about it?

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I don’t think so.

12. What’s your favorite commercial?
Currently? It’s the lucky rabbit foot reattachment commercial.

13. Who was your first love?
My first REAL love? My husband. That’s if we are talking about people outside the family. Because if we are talking about family, it would have to be my Mom and Dad.

14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around you, do you run a red light?
No. I’m considerate and careful like that.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Yes. I’m not telling either. NO ONE knows. Not even my husband. I might tell him though. I’m not sure. He will have to find a way to get it out of me.

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
This could be dangerous. If I say the Yankees, not only will Fab kill me, but so will my kids and my husband. So, I guess it’s the Sox. It would have been that anyway. I hate the Yankees. Now if it were between the Sox and the Twins, well, you know, sorry Fab.

17. Have you ever been ice skating?
Yes. For God’s sake, I live in the snow/ice capital of the world. Well, maybe not the world, but if you are born in raised in Minnesota and you haven’t been ice skating, there is something wrong with you.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Almost always.

19. What’s the one thing on your mind lately?
My husband.

20. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Absolutely. Without fail.

21. What talent do you wish you had?
Making everything look perfect like people who are like Martha Stewart do.

22. Do you like sushi?
Surprisingly, yes. Unless it has salmon in it. I hate salmon.

23. What do you wear to bed?
Usually shorts and a t-shirt or tank. No undies. It’s bad for you. You should always let your privates breathe at night.

24. Do you truly hate anyone?
Not really. A lot of people bug me.

25. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
hmmm…Johnny Depp but only if he was dressed up like Captain Jack Sparrow. Sorry Emily.

26. Do you know anyone in jail?
Just some people who work there.

27. What food do you find disgusting?
Liver. And I think that onions smell gross if they are fried.

28. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Yes. And I got a punch in the mouth for it too. That was a good lesson that I didn’t learn.

29. Have you ever been punched in the face?
I truly did not read this question before answering the previous one. Pretty funny.

30. Do you believe in angels and demons?
Only angels. Maybe demons.

Wasn’t that fun?