Fab here again.
I didn’t like what I read over here yesterday. Seemed to me to be a lot of bitching and moaning Oh Fab, where is Shelli, what have you done with Shelli, we want Shelli back…
Well, you know what? You don’t get her back. She’s never coming back. I made sure of that.
This is my blog now. I’m gonna turn it into a combination PayPerPost Whorestravaganza/Snuff Film Online Directory.
Who’s the Sweetheart of the Blogosphere now, my little pretties?
And I don’t want to hear anymore pissing and moaning about it, or I’m gonna start lopping off appendages, people. You like having two arms? Two legs? A head? Do you like your head? Do ya?
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
All right, get out of here. You make me sick.
All except you. Yeah, you. Peel me some grapes.
I will peel the grapes happily as long as ou tell me where shelli is.
Blue–Actually, you were one of two people that she told me if they asked, to tell them where she was. But I am not going to do it because I am evil.
I’ve called the blog police, they are a little busy, but I’m sure they will get here soon. You’re gonna get it buster, and get it big.
You are taking this ‘pirate’ thing a little too seriously hehehe
Barbara–You just bought yourself a ticket to the stockade, little lady.
Turnbaby–Don’t make me make you walk the plank!
What’s with this “my little pretties” stuff. Did you give up Pirates for OZ?
Now, don’t be going through Shellis cabinets looking food coloring…Mrs. Fab is watching!
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Mrs. Fab doesn’t know I am here. I can do anything I want
I will check this.
Barbara, saying “You’re gonna get it buster, and get it big”
is no threat the “The Fab”, that just encourages him. Let us steal his Sculpey that’ll slow him down some.
I seriously don’t believe you want your grapes peeled. I’ve heard that it’s painful!
Hindi–Dude, give it up.
Michael–You might want to re-think your loyalties. I may just have to run a check on your immigration status.
MetalMom–I want you to do it with your teeth.
What joy!
Shelli will be very happy to know that she now gets the first (and only) result when you Google Whorestravaganza/Snuff Film Online Directory.
She also gets first place out of two for Whorestravaganza.
Alas! Only seventh place for Snuff Film Online Directory.
But first again for “Snuff Film Online Directory”!
Congratulations on that niche marketing.
Actually, let me be the first to come here by Googling Snuff Film Online Directory. May there be many more to come.
I came here to say hello to Shelli and I get more Fab? Well, one can never have too much Fab, but where is Shelli? Tell her I said hello!
This isn’t good.