STOP!!

Hold it, hold it, hold it!! No one goes anywhere with any of my stuff. Nuthin’ is getting bought, sold, taken or stolen–nuthin’!

I am back. I have not abandoned my blog. Or my life. I was locked away for a couple days. That’s right, I was LOCKED away. I cannot even go into it. It’s too painful. The suffering I endured at the hands of my brother, Fab, is too great. I will have to undergo years of therapy. Thanks, Fab, I’ll send you the bill. Isn’t that just the way of big brothers?

Anyway, I am back and I am going to survive. I have always been a survivor. No matter how many times he held me down and tortured me, farted in my face :-& , spit at me, threw June bugs at me, burned my Barbies just to see what it smelled like :( , put gum in my hair so that I had to get a pixie cut and I looked like a boy for months ~X( , fed my hamster to the dog :(( , or any number of things he did to me when we were growing up, I always managed to survive. He can’t get rid of me that easily.

Things will be back to normal tomorrow with the Meme Monday. I will be fine. (sup sup)

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10 Responses to STOP!!

  1. Trish K says:

    Woo Hooo, I knew those Amish Mucinex Salesman would work! (I secretly sent them to his house, disguised as Seventh Day Adventist!):d/

  2. turnbaby says:

    I used to catch June bugs –I am still fascinated by the depth of the color on them.

  3. Charlotte says:

    Thank goodness you’re back! You were missed!

  4. Mr. Fabulous says:

    Not so fast…RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

  5. LOL. Sounds more like a pc intervention!!

  6. Tug says:

    I always miss so much when I’m gone…:((:-w:-ss

  7. Jernej says:

    Wellcome back ;).

  8. Lynda says:

    I was going to buy all your blog for when you came back.

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