My good friend (and cyber sibling), Mr. Fabulous, made up this meme this weekend. I think he did a pretty good job. He asked me if I wanted to post it simultaneously with him and I didn’t have anything else to do so I agreed. Just kidding, Fab. I am posting because I wanted to. Really. Well, that and you threatened to give me a noogie like when we were kids. I hate those. I know that I just did the 62 meme. You guys are probably saying, “No! No! Don’t tell us anything else about you. We are sick of you already.” Sorry. Tomorrow I will be back to posting my usual boring crap. Again–sorry.

MEME-OLOGY

GRUB-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch. Lite if it is Hidden Valley

What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Subway

What is your favorite sit down restaurant? Tanners Steakhouse. Luckily it is right down the road. I could walk there if I wanted to.

On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? 20%.

What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? Peanut butter on bread. I have done that. Unfortunately, I gave it up in February in order to lose weight and I haven’t touched it since. I miss it. :cry:

Name three foods you detest above all others. Salmon. Liver. Anything that is really spicy.

What is your favorite dish to order in a Chinese restaurant? Chow mein, but I love cream cheese won tons. yummy.

What are your pizza toppings of choice? If I have to eat pizza, I like mushrooms and/or pepperoni, but I don’t really like pizza.

What do you like to put on your toast? Peanut butter. See above. Since then, if I have toast, I usually only have margarine plain or with cinnamon.

What is your favorite type of gum? Dentyne Fire (hee hee, Fab!)

TECH-OLOGY
Number of contacts in your cell phone? If you don’t count different numbers for the same person, I have 19 contacts. Dear God, I am such a loser. Fab has 91!

Number of contacts in your email address book? 158. I feel only a little better.

What is your wallpaper on your computer? My favorite picture of Isabelle.

What is your screensaver on your computer?I don’t use a screensaver.

Are there naked pictures saved on your computer? Fab, I am going to kill you! My Mom reads this. So does my aunt. (Hi, Aunt Linda!) So, I guess that answers your question.

How many land line phones do you have in your house? If you mean attached to the wall, non-cordless, we have 2. If you just mean non-cellular, we have 6 plus the 2 corded ones.

How many televisions are in your house? 8

What kitchen appliance do you use the least?The mixer, I guess.

What is the format of the radio station you listen to the most?Country

How many sex toys do you own that require batteries? What? I can’t hear you. Remember, my Mom reads this.

BI-OLOGY
What do you consider to be your best physical attribute? I have no idea. I guess my eyes.

Are you right handed or left handed? Right handed.

Do you like your smile? No.

Have you ever had anything removed from your body? Tonsills. An ovary. Wisdom teeth. A baby or two or three.

Would you like to? Yes. My uterus. I am not using it anymore and it is causing me a lot of problems right now.

Do you prefer to read when you go to the bathroom? Yes.

Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? Smell.

When was the last time you had a cavity? I don’t remember.

What is the heaviest item you lift regularly? Isabelle.

Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Not that I remember.

MISC-OLOGY
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? I don’t think so.

If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? I like my first name.

How do you express your artistic side? Writing. Crafting.

What color do you think you look best in? I like purple. Big surprise.

How long do you think you could last in a medium security prison? Not long. I am a big baby and a wimp.

Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? Not that I remember or know of.

If we weren’t bound by society’s conventions, do you have a relative you would make a pass at? Not answering this question. Family members read this. Call me a chicken if you want, but I am not going to answer.

How often do you go to church?Not often enough, but more than 2 times a year.

Have you ever saved someone’s life? Yes, but not by myself.

Has someone ever saved yours? Yes, figuratively. You know who you are. I have never been in a life or death situation that I know of.

DARE-OLOGY
For this last section, if you would do it for less or more money, indicate how much.

Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
I probably would for some price, but $100,000 is not enough. Maybe a million.

Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Yes. No-brainer.

Would you have sex with a member of the same sex for $10,000? hmmmm….Not for $10,000. $100,000 maybe. (Mom, remember these are hypothetical questions. Okay?)

Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? No. I am too big of a wimp. I don’t think I could do it for any amount of money.

Would you never blog again for $50,000? I am sick. I am an addict. I really couldn’t do this one. Maybe for $5,000,000.

Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Maybe for a million.

Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? I don’t know. I am not very good with spicy stuff. See above. Maybe for $10,000

Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? No. I just don’t think that I could take a human life unless it was in self-defense.

Would you shave your head and get your entire body waxed for $5,000? For $10,000 I would.

Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?This would be really hard, simply because of it always being a part of life (ie: get togethers, in the rooms that you are in, etc). If you mean not sit down and watch it, I could do that for $100,000.

Here is where you are supposed to do the tag thing. I don’t tag. It’s a rule. If you want to use it, let me and/or Fab know so we can come to your blog and read it. You can tag people with it if you want. That would be cool.